Friday, September 05, 2008

The Onion just peels back those layers

"I ain't gonna be in no debate, but if John McClain wants to take me on a woodsplittin' contest, I can guarantee I can split a quart of wood quicker than he can."

That'd be something if John McClain ran for president. I bet we'd really live free then.


Waple said...

That settles it. I'm writing in for Cressbeckler.

Michael said...

"The United States of America: Yippie ki yi yay, motherfuckers"