Saturday, August 24, 2013

Here's a fun one for all of you: I got dumped by a CONVICTED BANK ROBBER.  Man.  Even I can laugh at that.  That's hilarious.

SWM looking for SWF who hasn't RAB.

Friday, August 16, 2013

I wanted to make a fun post, so below are three things you should do today that will put a smile on your face or someone else's.  Try one of each today (Bonus: if you make someone else smile, it usually makes you smile, too.  The love you take is equal to the love you make.)

A smile for you:
1) Listen to this, breath deeply, and relax.
2) Count a few of your blessings.
3) Send money to yourself using your online banking app and for the message put "for being awesome."  It pays to be awesome.

A smile for someone else:
1) Make an origami samurai hat and put it on someone else.
2) Tell someone how much you care about them (as long as you actually care about them).
3) Tell someone this knock-knock joke: KNOCK-KNOCK.  Who's there?  INTERRUPTING COW.  Interrupting Co--MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Thursday, August 15, 2013