Thursday, April 23, 2009

These next few weeks

So, Sara's b-day extravaganza, skates and all, will be next Friday night, May 1. I expect to see you all there; I know I'll be there. I also wanted to take this moment to suggest something for the following weekend, be it Friday, May 8, or Saturday, May 9. I think we should all go see the latest X-Men flick and possibly before or after it we can have a marathon of some of the older ones at my place. Anyone interested?

How you know the global economy is tanking

On the one hand: it's scary that even whores are having to start offering discounts to stay in business.

On the other hand: discounted whores! Who wants to take a trip with me to the rheinland?

Berlin's "Pussy Club" has attracted media attention with its headline-grabbing "flat rate" -- a 70-euro admission charge for unlimited food, drink and sex between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.


Happy hour, indeed.

Monday, April 20, 2009

April Showers

Why isn't anyone giving any love to April? It appears that we haven't posted anything for April and it's already been 20 days. What did April ever do to you? I mean, sharing a name with the teenage mutant ninja turtles' secret lover isn't bad, and sometimes a cleansing rain as is common during this month can be the difference between a salt-stained car in the wake of winter and a sparkling-clean pimp mobile at the start of spring. So, I implore you, show some love for April!