"I ain't gonna be in no debate, but if John McClain wants to take me on a woodsplittin' contest, I can guarantee I can split a quart of wood quicker than he can."
That'd be something if John McClain ran for president. I bet we'd really live free then.
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Friday, September 05, 2008
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