Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Random quotes of the arbitrary unit of time

Offered up in three flavours (Ha ha! British spelling! Take that!)

Random-
"While it's true that drinking coffee can prevent sleep, perhaps more seriously, sleeping prevents the drinking of coffee."

Offensive-
"If Jesus came in a blind girl's eyes, would she regain her sight?"

Catchy-
"Stupid is as stupid dies."


- Yes, I too, am bored at work.

4 comments:

Thom said...

A real-life joke from my job, in honor of Easter since past-

CO-WORKER 1: I'll probably be alone on Easter. I don't want to visit my family.

CO-WORKER 2: So, what will you do for Easter dinner? Heat up some frozen pizza or something?

ME: Yeah, the Crust is risen.

Michael said...

HAH.

Someone once told me that they wanted to open a pizza place and call it "Jesus Crust".

I told them their tagline should be "It's Sacrilicious!"

We laughed, then she moved to tibet to live with her mountain man boyfriend the next week. That is a true story.

Thom said...

Not only is that a true story, but it's also an awesome story, in a somewhat sullen way.

Waple said...

I sincerely wish I had a story that could match either of yours. I'll just go back to my cross burning.