So it has been a festering desire of mine for some time to have a dracula party. I was supposed to have this party several months ago, but it was sidelined for an "under the sea" party, which actually turned out to be more of an "at sea" party with pirates and rum, or at least one Norwegian fisherman (would-be pirate) and one bottle of rum but actually more vodka.
By dracula party I don't mean people biting each other and drawing blood, and I certainly forbid those fringe-Goths who actually think they are vampires... which leaves us only with two things:
1. Bloody Mary's/Marys/Maries
2. Thick accents (particularly the W being replaced with V).
If these two things can be accomplished in one party, it will qualify as a dracula party.
So when are we going to have this dracula party?