Sunday, July 26, 2009

Things I learned this week

1 - Memphis is an extremely poor city, but has an awesome zoo

2 - Otters are the greatest thing ever

3 - Driving long distances sucks

4 - A 4 and a half ton ford truck will sustain no damage when flattening a Honda Civic hatchback. The hatchback will be totalled.

Protip: Watch both ways before driving across the street. Stay safe, everyone!

1 comment:

Waple said...

Why didn't you label "raptor ostriches" in there?! I'm disappointed and care not that you were in an accident for it is clear that you have to regard for others' feelings.