Friday, June 23, 2006

this is it

It would be a strangely cool summer night on Friday the 23rd, but filled with electricity. John Walter Palmer, Charles Ainsworth Benson, and Andrew W. Waple were setting off on their Road Trip. For two glorious weeks, they will traverse all of what America, The Beautiful, has to offer. Out west they will travel until the land's end and then back again. On the way they will be slaying modern dragons: Vegas, The Price Is Right, Gas Prices, Mormons (actually slaying), Boredom, and Ultimate Extreme Adventure. I wish you could all go along with us, but the fact is that not everyone is cut out for life on the road. And all you weren't available, and we can only fit so many people in a car, and I was really scraping the bottom of the barrel with John and Charles anyway, and some people get car sick, and I know I can be very annoying at times and run on tangents, and Charles goes a little nuts with all his hiking, and John sucks (see post below), and there's not much room in the car with my huge dong in the way, and I love Big League Chew.
I can't wait to see what the rest of the country is like. I'll be thinking about you all as we make our way around to Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Utah, Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, South Dakota, and... IOWA!!!! Home of the... state that borders Illinois! How interesting!
Hope to see you all soon.


1 comment:

Thom said...

I wish you all the best! Win big money!