Monday, December 01, 2008

boys are mean

So I'm totally pissed right now... Last monday I met a super hot guy at the hospital psych ward (he works there, he's not a patient) and he asked for my phone number and I gave it to him, and he hasn't called me!!! It's been a week now so I should probably give up on him, right? Why would a guy ask for my number and not call?!

12 comments:

Michael said...

Some guys just treat getting numbers as trophies in and of themselves. Maybe he has a girlfriend and wanted an ego boost. Maybe he's forgetful and lost it. Maybe his dog ate it. Maybe he's gay but didn't want to seem rude because you were nice. He might have even been hit by a car and is in intensive care, barely holding onto life by the tiny thread that is the thought of your smiling face, hoping and dreaming that he'll one day regain the ability to speak so that he can finally call you.

The world may never truly know. It just takes a little imagination. Sorry either way.

Waple said...

I kind of like Mike's idea of him getting hit by a car. That one's funniest.

My guess is he'll call you. And if he doesn't, you should start hanging out at the psych ward more frequently in hopes of seeing him again.

Also, girls are meaner.

Thom said...

It is true - a lot of guys do treat phone numbers as trophies. I'd say if he doesn't call this week, you should forget about him.

Danger said...

I'd say the best way for you to deal with this is to show me your boobs.

shinysara said...

I agree with mike, he must be in a coma, that is the only possible explanation. Rob, showing you my boobs makes you feel better, not me.

Danger said...

Doesn't make you feel better? That's not true. Think about your chosen profession, what is it? Helping people, so that they feel better. Why do you do this? Well you must do it because it brings you joy, or else you wouldn't do it. So when you show me your tubes, you make me feel better, which in turn makes you feel better because you have helped me. Therefore showing me your boobs makes you feel better too.

But don't show waple. He becomes very depressed when he sees boobs. He will go into a spiral of depression. Best leave showing them only to me.

Cognac said...

I think he probably got run over by and asphalt mixer, if that is what they are called, just to build on some of the ideas that have been tossed about here.
If he hasn't been run over by and asphalt mixer then you should take matters into your own hands.

PS- I do not endorse violent revenge.

Michael said...

Ben has the best suggestions ever.

shinysara said...

He called me today!!! I guess he finally woke up from a coma!!! We're going on a date tomorrow night! Now I won't have to resort to physical violence or showing rob my boobs, phew!

Danger said...

No you should pretty much still resort to showing me your boobs.

Thom said...

Have a great date!

Michael said...

Be sure to tell him that if he didn't call, you were going to run him over with a cement truck!