Thanxgiveaway Wiikend on Comedy Central

Well, the annual Thanksgiving giveaway on Comedy Central has come to a close, and as someone who was sick and thus rooted to their couch all weekend, I thought I'd share with you guys the full list, in case you wanted to submit the answers yourself in hopes of some goodies won. Note that I did cheat and compiled some of the answers from assorted locations online.

Enter to win at http://www.thanxgiveaway.com/entry_form.html

Thursday
Store
Closeout
Asphalt
Wheels
Gift
Bargain
Exhaustion
Advertising
Spree
Cruise
Plaza
Mall

Friday
Blowout
Credit
Appliances
Cart
Aisle
Whine
Pickup
Bumper
Customer
Cooler
Drive
Charcoal

Saturday
Outlet
Propane
Booty
Trunk
Charge
Receipt
Parking
Shopper
Season
Checkout
Spend
Stampede

Sunday
Crowd
Package
Personalize
Employee
Escalator
Cylinder
Traffic
Christmas
Options
Discount
Desperate
Impulse


Enjoy, and let me know if you win. Hopefully one of us does.

Ahoy!

So,
I wanted to know if you guys saw Obama on election night? I was a bit surprised no one posted anything about that considering you are all in Chicago and I depend on you to do Chicago things.
Anyways,
Texas is not part of the South, we are an independent republic.
Second, are you guys doing new years in Chicago? I am more certain than not that I will be in the area a few days before Jesus birthday.

Ahoy!

Ben?

Does anyone have Ben's number? If you do, I think you should call him and see if he's going to be around for break. I think we should all hang out over the winter while he's here.

Mmmmm... tasty

Let's take a poll: Would you eat burgers if you knew they were from a laboratory and not an actual cow? I think it's kind of a great idea except, of course, for the minor problem of fur cells getting mixed in with the meat. Yum.

I've been studying relationships.

In order to better understand the interactions of people and to try and self-diagnose my lack of interest in relationships (and also to deal with the fact that a new division in my company has relevance), I've been gathering data on said subject.

Here's one of the greatest visuals supporting the biggest theory:



Consequently, graphjam.com is one of the best sites I've visited in a while, maybe next to the infamous fail blog (an oldie, but a goodie).

Hope you're all well. I'm busy kicking ass.

That's depressing, Michael.

I wish the post I'd written like three days ago had actually posted instead of just being lost in the internet.

I basically posted saying I feel bad for not posting for a long time, but that's what happens when the school year begins... and then continues. Basically, I was wondering if anyone else had a decent excuse for not posting? Thom? I guess so. Mike? I can't think of one. John? Maybe. Sara? She's already come here once this year. Ben? They don't have internet in the South. Steve? See Ben.

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