Offered up in three flavours (Ha ha! British spelling! Take that!)
Random-
"While it's true that drinking coffee can prevent sleep, perhaps more seriously, sleeping prevents the drinking of coffee."
Offensive-
"If Jesus came in a blind girl's eyes, would she regain her sight?"
Catchy-
"Stupid is as stupid dies."
- Yes, I too, am bored at work.
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A real-life joke from my job, in honor of Easter since past-
CO-WORKER 1: I'll probably be alone on Easter. I don't want to visit my family.
CO-WORKER 2: So, what will you do for Easter dinner? Heat up some frozen pizza or something?
ME: Yeah, the Crust is risen.
HAH.
Someone once told me that they wanted to open a pizza place and call it "Jesus Crust".
I told them their tagline should be "It's Sacrilicious!"
We laughed, then she moved to tibet to live with her mountain man boyfriend the next week. That is a true story.
Not only is that a true story, but it's also an awesome story, in a somewhat sullen way.
I sincerely wish I had a story that could match either of yours. I'll just go back to my cross burning.
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