Just 'cuz this is funny...

I will not lie. I was invited to join this group on the facebook. ("If I have a daughter, she will never look like this..)

The officers are just as hilarious.. "How much cock did you suck to get that smirk on your face?" - Jennifer Miller "Get that dazzle purse out of my face or I'm gonna burn it." - Cara Smith "Chuck Norris should give you a roundhouse kick to your overly made-up face." - Mandy Jones "In India, we don't even recognize you as a person." - Kumar Dhruva Aggarwal

Hope you're all coming for New Year's.. it's official- check your e-mail!

JP out.